Just stop, Onion. Tweeting a faux-breaking news report of “screams and gunfire” inside the Capitol, especially on a day that brings more details about a homegrown terror threat targeting D.C. with drone-delivered C-4, is just too real a threat to spoof.
Go fuck yourself, Newsweek?
Let’s remember this moment.
I’m going to double down on the go fuck yourself Newsweek, its not like the Onion tells you to stop being inspired and irrelevant
